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Entries for December 2007

The 2007 robot of the year is a

The 2007 robot of the year is a mechanical arm made by Fanuc Ltd. and used for packaging. The arm is capable of grabbing 120 items per minute from a conveyor belt.

Swiveling frenetically, they analyzed digital images of items scattered randomly on a swiftly moving conveyor belt and picked up the items using suction cups that blow air in and out at their tips. They then worked together to place line up the items in rows inside boxes.

Here’s a video of three of these babies in action.


What if you traded Apple stock around

What if you traded Apple stock around Steve Jobs’ January Macworld keynotes…would you make any money? Short answer is yes but buying Apple stock 10 years ago and holding would have been the better move. Also interesting is the market’s reaction to OS X and Jobs’ installment as CEO…Apple lost 7.3% of its market cap the day after the announcement.


Goodbye, Guitar Hero 3

Sad news. Guitar Hero 3 and I have broken up. Sure, we might hook up occasionally when I’m lonely at night, but our relationship is effectively over. I can play every song1 without effort on Easy mode but can barely make it through any on Medium after dozens of tries. So so lame. I’ve hit the wall and my pinky is to blame…the damn thing just won’t work properly and I’m unwilling to try playing with just three fingers (a la Clapton) because that seems like a dead end once Mr. Orange Button comes into play.

But the real reason is that because I don’t have a natural talent for the game, the only way to get better is through deliberate practice.

Deliberate practice entails more than simply repeating a task — playing a C-minor scale 100 times, for instance, or hitting tennis serves until your shoulder pops out of its socket. Rather, it involves setting specific goals, obtaining immediate feedback and concentrating as much on technique as on outcome.

Deliberate practice…sounds like fun! Yeah, no. No doubt I could master the game with enough focused effort, but when games stop being fun and become deliberate, that’s where I get off. Back to the surprising depth of Desktop TD.

[1] When relationships end, that’s when the lies start. The one song I still can’t play all the way through is Slayer’s Raining Blood. That damn song is just random notes as far I can can tell.


For his last Gawker post, Choire Sicha

For his last Gawker post, Choire Sicha pens a recent history of New York City, 2000-2007.

Over the last month, I have read the Metro section from each issue of the New York Times — starting in mid-2000 and ending with today’s paper. Here’s what I learned.


The mathematics of well-balanced stacks of blocks.

The mathematics of well-balanced stacks of blocks. When I was a kid, I would make stacks like these for hours on end…constructing buildings was dull in comparison.


The year in buzzwords from the NY

The year in buzzwords from the NY Times. Written by Grant Barrett of the excellent Double-Tongued Dictionary.


Absolute Zero looks like an interesting show

Absolute Zero looks like an interesting show on cold temperatures, airing on PBS in mid-January. For the Long Zoom fans out there, don’t miss the Sense of Scale widget.


The new literacy of television

Late last week, Marc Andreessen pulled a quote from a New Yorker article written in 1951 about television:

The most encouraging word we have so far had about television came from a grade-school principal we encountered the other afternoon.

“They say it’s going to bring back vaudeville,” he said, “but I think it’s going to bring back the book.”

Before television, he told us, his pupils never read; that is, they knew how to read and could do it in school, but their reading ended there. Their entertainment was predominantly pictorial and auditory — movies, comic books, radio.

Now, the principal said, news summaries are typed out and displayed on the television screen to the accompaniment of soothing music, the opening pages of dramatized novels are shown, words are written on blackboards in quiz and panel programs, commercials are spelled out in letters made up of dancing cigarettes, and even the packages of cleansers and breakfast foods and the announcers exhibit for identification bear printed messages.

It’s only a question of time, our principal felt, before the new literacy of the television audience reaches the point where whole books can be held up to the screen and all their pages slowly turned.

This sounds far fetched and Andreessen belittles the prediction, but is it really that outlandish? Literacy rates in the US have risen since the advent of television (I am not suggesting a correlation) and Steven Johnson suggests in Everything Bad Is Good For You that TV is making us smarter.

If you stop thinking of TV in the specific sense as a box on which ABC, CBS, and NBC are shown and instead imagine it in the general sense as a service that pipes content into the home to be shown on a screen, the prediction hits pretty close to the mark. The experience of using the web is not so different than reading pages of words that are “held up to the screen” while we scroll slowly through them. If we can imagine that what Paul Otlet and Vannevar Bush described as the “televised book” and the “memex” corresponds to today’s web, why not give our high school principal here the same benefit of the doubt?


After more than 15 years and $14.8 billion, Boston’s

After more than 15 years and $14.8 billion, Boston’s Big Dig project officially ends today.

A study by the Turnpike Authority found the Big Dig cut the average trip through Boston from 19.5 minutes to 2.8 minutes.

Given the number of people moving through the area each day and how much time is saved, $14.8 billion doesn’t seem like such a huge amount.


The thing to do for on-strike Writers

The thing to do for on-strike Writers Guild members is to grow a strike beard. Several of the beards are pictured in a related slideshow.


Ed Levine shares his food trends for 2007.

Ed Levine shares his food trends for 2007.


A list of the 50 most loathsome people

A list of the 50 most loathsome people in America for 2007. #9 is “you” because:

You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism — it’s nationalism when foreigners do it. You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over.


Burton is offering a $5000 prize for the

Burton is offering a $5000 prize for the best snowboarding video taken at one of the three remaining US ski areas (Alta, Taos, Deer Valley, Mad River Glen) that don’t allow snowboarding. The intro video is the perfect explanation for why these four areas don’t allow snowboards.


Long New Yorker profile of Benazir Bhutto

Long New Yorker profile of Benazir Bhutto from 1993, the year she was elected to a second term as Prime Minister of Pakistan.


Arresting images of Benazir Bhutto’s last moments,

Arresting images of Benazir Bhutto’s last moments, including some shots of the suicide bomb going off nearby shortly after she was shot.


The stories of three exemplary information graphics.

The stories of three exemplary information graphics. If you’re up on your Tufte, they’ll be known to you already but always worth a look.


Logo trends for 2007. (via airbag)

Logo trends for 2007. (via airbag)


Really interesting interview with artist/designer Tobias

Really interesting interview with artist/designer Tobias Wong by Rob Walker.

That question hits an important point in my work (and pet peeve), because many people are always interested in how I get work out there, financially. And it’s quite simple. If there’s something I really believe in, I just find a way to make it happen. No daily Starbucks (US$4) or cigs ($8) or dining out ($20), and before you know it you’ve got the money to do something.


Poker, a game of “constant pricing and

Poker, a game of “constant pricing and repricing of risk”, is fast becoming a younger and more lucrative game. To wit: a 19-yo Norwegian woman won the most recent World Series of Poker and $2 million (to add to her $800,000 in internet poker winnings). Also of interest: John Wayne once won Lassie at a poker game. (??!) The article mentioned 3-time poker champ Stu “The Kid” Ungar (most poker players seem to have nicknames); his Wikipedia page and NY Times profile are interesting reads.

Ungar won or finished high in so many gin tournaments that several casinos asked him to not play in them because many players said they would not enter if they knew Ungar was playing. Ungar later said in his biography that he loved seeing his opponent slowly break down over the course of a match, realizing he could not win and eventually get a look of desperation on his face. “It was fucking beautiful,” he noted.


The top 10 archeological discoveries of 2007

The top 10 archeological discoveries of 2007 as determined by Archaeology Magazine. Among the discoveries are a cuneiform tablet naming someone who is also named in the Bible, more evidence that Polynesians visited the Americas before the Europeans “discovered” it, early agriculture in Peru, and early urbanization in Syria that followed a different model than other early cities.

Tell Brak seems to have grown from the outside in. In the south, cities began as a central settlement — under a single authority — that grew outward. But Ur’s field survey shows that Tell Brak started as a central community ringed by smaller satellite settlements that expanded inward. “There isn’t a very tight control over these surrounding villages, at least at this beginning period,” says Ur. “So the assumption that we’re making is that people were coming in under their own volition.”


Benazir Bhutto has been assassinated in Pakistan.

Benazir Bhutto has been assassinated in Pakistan.

Ms. Bhutto, 54, returned to Pakistan this year at a time of great volatility in a state that has been under military rule for eight years. She was the leader of the country’s largest opposition political party, founded by her father, Zulfikar Ali Bhutto, one of Pakistan’s most flamboyant and democratically inclined prime ministers.


I love the way she leans every

I love the way she leans every so slightly to the side as the train passes.


With the new season right around the

With the new season right around the corner, Heaven and Here, an excellent group blog about The Wire, is starting back up again. The latest two posts are about season two, the most underrated season IMO.


The NFL has caved and is going

The NFL has caved and is going to simulcast the Patriots/Giants game on NBC and CBS instead of just showing it on NFL Network, a channel available to fewer than 40% of US households.


Sean Ohlencamp works at Chiat Day and

Sean Ohlencamp works at Chiat Day and recorded his computer desktop once a day for the past year. (via le monoscope)


The Indian letter writing industry (for those

The Indian letter writing industry (for those who are unable to write themselves) is all but extinct because of near-ubiquitous mobile phones and text messaging.

Mr. Sawant mourns the demise of the letter culture. After dropping a letter in the box, he used to imagine its winding journey. Someone far away would open what he had written on someone else’s behalf; the reader would savor its kind words or its little secrets, then maybe file it away in a box, and perhaps revisit it weeks later in a burst of nostalgia.

But even Sawant admits that ringing his daughter on his mobile is much easier than writing a letter.


Photos in which there are unexpected elements

Photos in which there are unexpected elements or people in the background doing crazy things. (via adam)


Rankin’s Eyescapes photos are great. One of

Rankin’s Eyescapes photos are great. One of my favorite things to do with Ollie is stare into his eyes and see all the wonderful whirls of color. I also like his One Dress project. (Rankin’s project, not Ollie’s.)


Is waterboarding torture? One man tried it

Is waterboarding torture? One man tried it out on himself to satisfy his own curiosity.

I have never been more panicked in my whole life. Once your lungs are empty and collapsed and they start to draw fluid it is simply all over. You know you are dead and it’s too late. Involuntary and total panic. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. It would be like telling you not to blink while I stuck a hot needle in your eye. At the time my lungs emptied and I began to draw water, I would have sold my children to escape. There was no choice, or chance, and willpower was not involved. I never felt anything like it, and this was self-inflicted with a watering can, where I was in total control and never in any danger. And I understood.

(via waxy)


Very few science and ideas books made

Very few science and ideas books made it on to the 2007 “best of” lists so Edge has provided a list of their picks for the year. I didn’t read any of the books on this list, although I’m currently 1/3 of the way through Jonah Lehrer’s Proust Was a Neuroscientist.


Video compilation of the brightest frame from 1500

Video compilation of the brightest frame from 1500 different movie explosions. Turn up the sound for this one.


Everyone’s pissed at the airlines, even their

Everyone’s pissed at the airlines, even their employees.

Why can we not get better quality snack items for our coach customers? One customer recently compared the generic pretzel nubs we serve to the fish food you buy in a .25 gumball machine at any zoo or park.

I like the openness policy of the US Airways CEO…the “employees are going to talk about it anyway” line is exactly right.


Roger Ebert’s list of the best films

Roger Ebert’s list of the best films of 2007. He gives Juno the top slot.


The International Herald Tribune’s Year in Pictures for 2007.

The International Herald Tribune’s Year in Pictures for 2007.


9/11 is Giuliani’s birthday

Mike Birbiglia:

I kind of feel like Rudy [Giuliani] thinks 9/11 is his birthday. He gets that excited look on his face and buys himself a cake and lights two candles and watches them burn down. And then he looks around and says, “What do I get?” And his advisors are like “$15 million in speaking fees!” and he’s like, “That’s even better than last 9/11!”

(via emdashes)


Long long list of the most overrated

Long long list of the most overrated and underrated books, movies, tv shows, etc. for 2007. (via mr)


Video of Peter Sellers reciting The Beatles

Video of Peter Sellers reciting The Beatles A Hard Day’s Night in the style of Laurence Olivier doing Shakespeare’s Richard III. Got all that? (via cyn-c)


Advice from a photo editor at a

Advice from a photo editor at a national magazine on how to talk about photography, particularly to those who know little about it.

I have a sweet technique I use for finding the great images from a shoot that really tends to piss-off the editors: I edit the film without reading the story. This helps me tune into which images have the most impact on me and which ones transcend subject matter and become forces in their own right.

His description of defending good photography applies to design as well.


Why have I not looked at the

Why have I not looked at the Wikipedia page for Ocean’s Eleven before now? Best part is the description of the crazy names for the cons referenced in the movie.

Off the top of my head, I’d say you’re looking at a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

Sadly, the page for Ocean’s Twelve has no corresponding list, save for a description of the Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy.


Map of the world where the size

Map of the world where the size of the countries correspond to how much oil they have. On this map, the Middle East is just The Middle.


A list of controversial fashion advertisements. Can’t

A list of controversial fashion advertisements. Can’t believe the Calvin Klein stuff (the 1995 campaign especially) didn’t make it on there.


Non-profit writing organization 826NYC is holding a

Non-profit writing organization 826NYC is holding a Scrabble for Cheaters competition on January 19th with the proceeds going to benefit their programs and students. The more money a team raises, the more they can cheat. Here are some of the cheats:

Flip a letter over and make it blank: $100
Add Q, Z, or X to any word, anywhere: $200
Passport: play a word in any language: $250
Reject another team’s word: $450
Invent a word (must have a definition): $500

Entry information and rules available on the web site. Oh, and you’ll be playing against John Hodgman.


John Maeda is leaving his position at

John Maeda is leaving his position at The MIT Media Lab for the Presidency of RISD. Good luck, John.

Update: Here’s a video of Maeda introducing himself as president.


Rogers Cadenhead has beaten me to the

Rogers Cadenhead has beaten me to the punch in calculating the winner of the Dave Winer/Martin Nisenholtz Long Bet pitting the NY Times vs. blogs to see who ranks higher in end of the year search results for the 5 most important news stories of 2007. The winner? Wikipedia.

The Times has really improved their position in Google since 2005opening up their archives helped, I bet.


Best blogs of 2007

Rex has released his list of the Best Blogs of 2007 That You’re (Maybe) Not Reading over at Fimoculous. Like last year, he’s focused his best-of-blogs list on lesser-known sites instead of the biggies, a strategy I applaud. In fact, he doesn’t even need to qualify the list as the best unknown blogs; many of the well-known blogs that usually make best-of lists, much of the Technorati Top 100, and most multi-author plastered-with-ads blogs are unremarkable…too much volume, too calculated, too focused on filling post and pageview quotas, and limited passion. If you look at the sites on Rex’s list, you’ll see a lot of blogs done by people who are passionate about something, not writing for a paycheck.

Rex’s #1 choice is an inspired one and absolutely right on…Twitter and Tumblr revitalized personal publishing in the eyes of many who had either tired of blogging or had never seen the point in it in the first place. My only complaint about the list is that there are too many one-hit wonders on it, sites that are worth a chuckle or squee! when you first see them but don’t hold up over time unless you really really like, say, snowclones. Oh, and Vulture…I really wanted to like it but really didn’t get it. (Oh oh, and and Jezebel? Being against a thing is not the same as standing for something.)


Barnes & Noble’s Media section is filling

Barnes & Noble’s Media section is filling out nicely with audio and video interviews, readings, and conversations with a wide range of interesting authors.


Nurture is really kicking ass these days….

Nurture is really kicking ass these days….first the IQ thing and now this.

The offspring of expensive stallions owe their success more to how they are reared, trained and ridden than good genes, a study has found. Only 10% of a horse’s lifetime winnings can be attributed to their bloodline, research in Biology Letters shows.

That suggests, a la Moneyball, that buying horses with so-so lineages and training them really well could make for a better return on investment.


Foreign Policy has posted its annual list

Foreign Policy has posted its annual list of The Top 10 Stories You Missed in 2007 (unless, presumably, you read Foreign Policy).


An annotated list of movies due out

An annotated list of movies due out in 2008. I didn’t know that Darren Aronofsky was working on a new movie…about a boxer and starring Brad Pitt and Mark Wahlberg, no less.


A list of the top 10 astronomy images

A list of the top 10 astronomy images of 2007, including entwined galaxies and a dying star.