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kottke.org posts about sex

Here’s a great video of old school

Here’s a great video of old school arcade games represented using household items…here’s a Frogger screenshot. The rest of the photos and videos are worth a look as well; Roof Sex is reminiscent of Furniture Porn (nsfw). (via waxy)


No surprise really that Joe Francis, the

No surprise really that Joe Francis, the guy behind Girls Gone Wild, is a turd. During the course of writing this piece, Claire Hoffman is physically assaulted by Francis and we hear of an alleged unreported rape by Francis of a 18-yo girl. “I’m sorry, baby, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.” Yuck-o.


Sexiest movie sex scenes

A list of the top 14 sexiest sex scenes from movies.


Clever headline watch: Mayor tapped water customers for sex.

Clever headline watch: Mayor tapped water customers for sex.


This is fascinating…”sex might have evolved

This is fascinating…”sex might have evolved as a way to concentrate lots of harmful mutations into individual organisms so they could be easily weeded out by natural selection”.


Lolita was published 50 years ago and it’s

Lolita was published 50 years ago and it’s still as perverse now as it was then.


The researchers found that while straight men

The researchers found that while straight men are only aroused by females of the human variety, straight women are equally aroused by all human sexual activity, including lesbian, heterosexual and homosexual male sex, and at least somewhat aroused by nonhuman sex.


Man trades computer tech support (spyware &

Man trades computer tech support (spyware & virus removal mostly) for sexual favors from damsels in distress (via ads on craigslist, of course). One wonders if he’s receiving sexually-transmitted viruses in exchange for his computer virus removal services. NSFW if your boss is offended by tshirts with bad puns on them.


Once again, the pornographers are on the

Once again, the pornographers are on the cutting edge of technology. Feast your eyes on the Web 2.0ness of mydirtyipod, which offers naughty iPod-ready videos and podcasts. I’m gonna spell this one out for you: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.


Adult spin-off of Doctor Who being developed

Adult spin-off of Doctor Who being developed by the Beeb will have sex and swearing. Does this mean I can throw away my photo collection of Jo Grant posing nude with a Dalek? (second link NSFW)


Nobody’s talking about the anal sex portion

Nobody’s talking about the anal sex portion of a recently released survey on American sexual habits. “Evidently anal sex is too icky to mention in print. But not too icky to have been tried by 35 percent of young women and 40 to 44 percent of young men — or to have killed some of them.”


Amazon has very quietly added sex supplies (

Amazon has very quietly added sex supplies (lubricants, vibrators, condoms, etc.) to their massive inventory.


I thought this was going to be

I thought this was going to be some sort of Flickr/del.icio.us taggy tag mashup, but Flickrlicio.us is a bunch of hot babes found on Flickr. An anonymous reader: other Flickr + hot chicks sites include FlickrBooty, chicksnbreasts, and flickrchicks. NSFW. And where are the Flickr beefcake sites?


Barcode tattoos + mobile phones with cameras = business

Barcode tattoos + mobile phones with cameras = business card (or, say, a list of your sexual preferences) on your arm.


Steven Johnson’s open letter to Hillary Clinton

Steven Johnson’s open letter to Hillary Clinton regarding her call for a Congressional investigation about the effects of video games on children. “I know a congressional investigation into [the violence and hostility in high school] football won’t play so well with those crucial swing voters, but it makes about as much sense as an investigation into the pressing issue that is Xbox and PlayStation 2.”


Slideshow history of the vibrator

Slideshow history of the vibrator.


Jet Set Lara, the newest callgirl blogger

Jet Set Lara, the newest callgirl blogger. Maybe this one’s actually real?


Choirboy

Choirboy. “As head boy at a legendary choir school, Lawrence Lessig was repeatedly molested by the charismatic choir director, part of a horrific pattern of child abuse there. Now, as one of America’s most famous lawyers, he’s put his own past on trial to make sure such a thing never happens again.”


Pickup Lines Used by Mario [of Mario Bros. fame]

Pickup Lines Used by Mario [of Mario Bros. fame]. “Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.”


This link isn’t safe for work, but

This link isn’t safe for work, but if you’ve ever wanted to see the Hamsterdance version of the Kama Sutra, here it is.


Why geeks and nerds are worth dating

Why geeks and nerds are worth dating. “They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than ‘DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!’”


100 things to do instead of sex

100 things to do with your boyfriend or girlfriend instead of sex.


Harry Potter erotic fan fiction

Harry Potter erotic fan fiction.


Evany is back.

One of my five favorite web-type people has resurfaced. Finally. After an absence that seems about three years long, Evany is back. If you’ve never been to her site, go. Now. If you’ve been there before, she’s got some new content up. Plus, she’s now the senior editor at Webmonkey.