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jkottkeJul 02, 2003 at 2:59PM
"wherein Professor Snape is fellated by the Sorting Hat"
I don't know why that's so funny, but I can't stop giggling...
rachelJul 03, 2003 at 3:05AM
my jaw actually dropped at that line. and i don't shock easily.
but little kids put on that hat!...
JonZ2687Dec 18, 2003 at 6:43PM
harry potter erotic fiction by jon z.
"my story"
After a hard-days work on the day of the exams harry, ron and hermione felt extreamly tired so they went back to there dorms at once. Hermione felt intimidated by the sweat on harry's face, and harry as well. nevervously harry did not know what to next, each day he was falling more and more for hermione, but did hermione know? he thought of something simple and invited her into the boys dorm, but before he could say anything she invited him. Even if harry wasn't allowed in the girls dorm he felt to anxious to refuse. As he went up, holding hermione's hand, he can feel sweat dripping down from his chin and his legs. he didnt know what to do, but she quickly took control. They started off with a long conversation about school, but little did he know hermione was getting quite horny. Out of nowhere, in the middle of talking about how annoying colin was getting to be, she kissed him, but only a quick peck. Harry returned it, but in a more passionate way. she slowley rolled her tounge around harry's lips and then in his mouth. She was looking so sexy in the empty dark room, in her summer-tight pink shirt, with jeans so tight that you are able to feel the texture of her skin. he leaned her on the bed until she was fully on her back then got into kissing a little more. Harry didnt know what to do until she told him to take off his shirt, but he refused until she took off her pants. So they both did. She was in a sky-blue thong that was so thin that you could see the moisture coming out of her shaved smooth pussy. He took hermiones panies off and it was like he was in heaven. He pushed his thumb against her clit and she yelled out a quiet but meanningful moan. After about 5 min. of fingering her they both took off all there cloths. Harry took out his rock hard british cock and dabbed it on her lips until she opened her mouth. She opened her mouth and pushed it from cheeck to cheek with her tounge, crookshanks left the room with a whine. After nice oral pleasuring, Harry flipped her over on her knees and spread her legs open. He ate her from side to side until she started to have an orgasm. He didnt want her to cum yet and she didnt want him to cum, or in zacks case, not come at all. he fucked her condom free and she moaned so loud. Her smooth skin and her face so horny. her clit was so pink and she was shaved that you would mistaken her for a pedoliciouse girl. after hours of long and hard fucking they both came as she was riding his cock. one last moan and they fell to the bed side by side. this was the best day at hogwarts that they both have ever had. That is until hagrid came in and shoved his missive-barrell sized cock into hermione until she bled to death, but for harry it was a dream come true
MattDec 18, 2003 at 9:41PM
This story gets an A+ for amazing writing. Jon Zelisko is my hero and should publish a whole line of books like this for generations of children to come. Hats off to you, Jon, you make america the way it is.
Not MattDec 18, 2003 at 9:42PM
I must concoure with my fellow colluge Matt that this story is an epic tale. The characters, descriptions, and sexual activity makes it a story to be well remembered, espically when Hagrid comes in and shoves his massive barrell-sized cock into hermoine until she bleeds to death. Truly a work of art!
HansDec 18, 2003 at 9:45PM
again, i must agree with matt and not matt. this is a toatally amazing story. Authors of diffrent times such as Avi, Shakesphear, and Token, move the fuck over, because there's a genius in town and his amaizng works bring a smile to children everywhere.
asdksDec 18, 2003 at 9:53PM
john funny shit, better then ur songs
jamesDec 19, 2003 at 3:09PM
dude... i am speechless
danDec 19, 2003 at 5:01PM
HAHAHAHA i like hp now
KrysDec 20, 2003 at 10:33AM
omg jon ur such a freak!! hahah c ya later
gasDec 20, 2003 at 4:58PM
sucha good story, it was like woah
victorDec 20, 2003 at 9:55PM
dude thats fucken sick u pervert... but i like it , its kinda kinkey
markDec 22, 2003 at 6:56PM
u r all gay!!!!!!!!
danDec 22, 2003 at 10:18PM
genius simply genius
jonz2687Dec 22, 2003 at 10:30PM
harry potter erotic fiction by jon z.
"hermione and harry agian"
After a quick vaginal spell for hermione and 8 years in azkaban for hagrid, hermione was back at hogwarts doing the usual. Today for quidditch it was hufflepuff against griffindore. As always hermione and ron were both cheering for harry throughout the whole game. She always thought harry was so sexy riding that stick and handling those balls. It reminded her of the one and only night. The night harry stole her virginity. She can remember everything so perfectly, as if it happend last night. She dozed off in what looked like a slight daze as if she was confused and out of nowhere she got hit in the stomach with a bludger. Hooch called the game off. Quickley harry flew over and landed in the balcony everyone cleared the way and there was only hermione on the ground all bloodied up from the impact. She was takin to the hospital wing by the dumbledore (not the dead one) very quickly.
that night in recovery it was only her harry and ron. Ron went to go do homework for lupin in the dorms. harry was left alone with her. Seeing her body there reminded him of the night. the night when all evil was put to rest, the night he felt like he was reborn again, the night when he busted his load so much in her mouth that she started gagging...the night. quickly he couldnt resist himself he slowy unbuttend her robe and reached down her gold and red griffendore skirt there it was, the sky-blue thong. the minute he tried to just touch her pussy she regained conciousness. To a suprise she woke up thinking that it was hagrid, but it was harry. She gave him somewhat of a smile. he smiled back. harry asked her if she was ok. "now that your with me i am". He was so happy that she was alright that he kissed her. She saw that see was still undone from harry curiosity, so he started buttening her back up, but she stoped him. "as you were", she exlaimed. Harry was somewhat surprised but he continued.....IM STILL WORKING ON THE REST OF THE STORY. SRY
g3Dec 23, 2003 at 3:17PM
just die.
HPFan37Dec 24, 2003 at 11:15AM
Why the fuck do u got to make fun of harry potter harry potter is the man and he will and forever be my hero. The books are so fasinating and u have to go and ruin it with your erotic stories. I bet everyone who said a good comment is just lying just to make u feel good about yourself. lumos and go fuck your self
Jon ZeliskoDec 24, 2003 at 11:16AM
I bet you have alot of friends.
jamesDec 24, 2003 at 12:24PM
cant wait for the rest of the story
vicDec 24, 2003 at 10:04PM
HPFan37 u can go hang ur self cuz i bet all u can do is beat off thinking about harry potter all nite. This story wasnt as good as the last and i was kinda disapointed. hopefully u can gain back the little respect i have for u with the rest of the story
Definitly Not Matt AltieriDec 26, 2003 at 11:55PM
Jon - Once again, amazing, and you should be given the nobel prize for being an inspriational, caring, achiving stories capture the heart and soul of children everywhere.
HPFan37 - Go eat a back of dicks.
MoiFeb 08, 2004 at 9:43AM
Come on people, this jon can't even think up his own characters and setting. So he isn't that good a writer. With it comes the danger of children reading this stuff. So go think up your own story and put that down, in stead of using characters from a childrens book.
blahblahblahFeb 21, 2004 at 2:36AM
k that wasnt that good, as far as erotic fiction goes. more detail
sex_charlotte_princess 90Feb 22, 2004 at 2:31PM
not bad dude but i say make it more SENSUAL
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