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kottke.org posts about remix

Remixed album covers

CandyKaraoke, a bunch of album covers reimagined by Irish artists. (via ffffound)


Ferris Bueller Requiem for a Dream

Re-cut trailer for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off using music from Requiem for a Dream. (via shaun inman)


Garfield, remixed

Garfield is the current go-to media for parody and remix. Nothing Garfield, Garfield Minus Garfield, Garkov (Garfield with random dialogue), Garfield as a real cat, Lasagna Cat, Garfield Randomizer, Silent Garfield, what if Conan the Barbarian was Garfield’s owner?, The Death of Garfield, Garfield Loses His Lunch, Garfield Variations.


The “american gothic” tag on Flickr is

The “american gothic” tag on Flickr is quite interesting; I like the ketchup and mustard one myself.


Moving Mario

Moving Mario: imagine Super Mario Bros as created by Michel Gondry. Check out the video to get the gist.


Radiohead’s Nude played by old computer hardware

An inventive cover version of Radiohead’s Nude played by the following instruments: Sinclair ZX Spectrum computer, Epson dot matrix printer, HP Scanjet scanner, and an array of hard drives. Skip ahead to 1:08 if you can’t wait through the opening. This isn’t the correct technological time period to be steampunk. Bitpunk anyone? (via waxy)


Alice, Pogo

The music video for my song ‘Alice’, an electronic piece of which 90% is composed using sounds recorded from the Disney film ‘Alice In Wonderland’.

Said video. Said song download. (thx, sam)


Outside the album cover

The b3ta folk explore what happens just outside the border of some well-known album covers. The Simon and Garfunkel and Pink Floyd/Kool-Aid ones are pretty good.


Sad Kermit

A sad Kermit the Frog sings Elliot Smith’s Needle in the Hay (complete with The Royal Tenenbaums parody), NIN’s Hurt, and Radiohead’s Creep (in which Kermit says “fucking”). (via buzzfeed)


Harper’s mashups

Jezebel’s 2008 Harper’s/Harper’s Bazaar mashup, I’d like you to meet Andrew Hearst’s 2005 Harper’s/US Weekly mashup.


Newspaper blackout poems

Austin Kleon makes Newspaper Blackout Poems by blacking out all but a few choice words of newspaper articles.

A Woman’s bust is the host of Romance, so Don’t deplore my fondness for It


Director compilations

YouTube user barringer82 has posted several mini-compilations of films of different eras and directors. For instance: the 1980s, Wes Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Paul Thomas Anderson, David Lynch, the 1990s, Quentin Tarantino, and the 1970s.


The Wire, Simpsons style

A few drawings of characters from The Wire drawn in the style of The Simpsons. Here’s a scene from season one; D’Angelo tries to teach chess to Wallace and Bodie:

Wire Simpsons

This might be my new favorite thing on the web. (thx, andy)


A suggestion from the inbox: watch the

A suggestion from the inbox: watch the fascinatingly disturbing eagle vs. goats video with a soundtrack of Juan Diego Flórez’s encore-inducing tenor solo. Two great links that taste great together. (thx, andrew & rueben)

Update: The mash-up is now on YouTube…no separate soundtrack needed. (thx, james)


Recreations of childhood photos. This pair are

Recreations of childhood photos. This pair are my favorites. (via waxy)


This page generates names by combining the

This page generates names by combining the first and last names from the 1990 US Census, creating names that may or may not actually exist. If you’re tired of perusing gravestones for the names of your next novel’s characters, this looks like a good alternative.


Slowing down the playback of a 1999 Apple

Slowing down the playback of a 1999 Apple commercial = drunk Jeff Goldblum. “Internet? I’d say Internet.” Great stuff, indeed. (via cynical-c)


There Will Be Vader, a mashup of

There Will Be Vader, a mashup of There Will Be Blood and Star Wars, with Daniel Plainview playing the part of Vader.

(via house next door)


Some bootleg scans of these were linked

Some bootleg scans of these were linked around the web last week, but here’s the real thing: photos of current Hollywood celebrities photographed in scenes from Hitchcock films. Click on the photos to see the originals.


Trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom

Trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull redone in the style of a circa-1980s movie trailer.

If adventure has a name, it must be: Indiana Jones.


Interview with Michel Gondry on his new

Interview with Michel Gondry on his new movie, Be Kind Rewind.

I hate cynicism. I wipe it from me. I don’t like cynical people. I don’t like cynical movies. Cynicism is very easy. You don’t have to justify it. You don’t have to fight for it.

Gondry also did a hilarious remake of the film’s original trailer.

Update: Maybe Gondry got the premise for the movie from an old Nickelodeon show called Amanda, Please! Or not.


Homer Rembrandt

Homer Rembrandt

This portrait of Homer Simpson painted in the style of Rembrandt is strangely mesmerizing. Can’t look away from those giant eyes.


Periodic table of rejected elements, including Belgium,

Periodic table of rejected elements, including Belgium, Antipathy, Visine, and Antigone. (via del.icio.us via kottke.org 8 years ago (it’s the time of year for recycled links, I guess))


In a map of the Republik van

In a map of the Republik van Nieuw Nederland, Paul Burgess imagines that the Dutch never gave up their New World possessions and a republic formed centered around New Amsterdam.

New Amsterdam never gave way to New York. The Dutch kept the whole of their North American colony out of the hands of the perfidious English, in fact. New Netherland today constitutes a thriving Republic stretching from the Atlantic coast to Quebec, dividing New England from the rest of the United States.

See also Melissa Gould’s map of Neu York, which imagines Manhattan as a post-WWII Nazi possession.


Rebecca Mead on young composer Nico Muhly

Rebecca Mead on young composer Nico Muhly in the New Yorker.

When Muhly composes, the last thing he thinks about is the actual notes that musicians will play. He begins with books and documents, YouTube videos and illuminated manuscripts. He meditates on this material, digesting its ironies and appreciating its aesthetics. Meanwhile, he devises an emotional scheme for the piece-the journey on which he intends to lead his listener. Muhly believes that some composers of new music rely too heavily on program notes to give their work a coherence that it might lack in the actual listening. “This stupid conceptual stuff where it’s, like, ‘I was really inspired by, like, Morse Code and the AIDS crisis,’” he says.

A sampling (no pun intended) of Muhly’s music is available on the New Yorker site and on his personal site (which seems to be in a similar vein to The Believer and McSweeney’s Store, design-wise).


Guitar Zero is a band that has

Guitar Zero is a band that has repurposed the Guitar Hero game controllers to make real music with them. Even better: they’ve posted the instructions so you can make your own. (thx, nick)


The last part of this video featuring

The last part of this video featuring Conan O’Brien singing The Beastie Boys’ Sabotage as Edith Bunker from All in the Family makes me laugh over and over and over.


David Lynch does an iPhone commercial, not really. (via andre)

David Lynch does an iPhone commercial, not really. (via andre)


Cherry Blossoms is a project by Alyssa

Cherry Blossoms is a project by Alyssa Wright:

Cherry Blossoms is a backpack that uses a small microcontroller and a GPS unit. Recent news of bombings in Iraq are downloaded to the unit every night, and their relative location to the center of the city are superimposed on a map of Boston. If the wearer walks in a space in Boston that correlates to a site of violence in Baghdad, the backpack detonates and releases a compressed air cloud of confetti, looking for all the world like smoke and shrapnel. Each piece of confetti is inscribed with the name of a civilian who died in the war, and the circumstances of their death.


Video compilation of the brightest frame from 1500

Video compilation of the brightest frame from 1500 different movie explosions. Turn up the sound for this one.