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Everything is open for negotiation

Everything is open for negotiation and for three months, Tom Chiarella tried to get deals on everything, from a hot dog to a gallon of gas to a TiVo.

Within weeks I discovered that restaurants will typically give you four desserts for the price of three if you ask for a sampler. That a draft beer is generally good for a free refill with a little prodding. That you can get an extra 20 percent off at Ikea by pressing past the cashiers, past the floor salespeople, up into the bottommost managerial rungs, by comparing the price of one perfectly well priced dresser with its slightly less well priced but better-sized counterpart one floor down.

Update: Bargainist has a piece about how to haggle that’s worth a look.


A 13-step guide for buying a car

A 13-step guide for buying a car while controlling the sale and the price.

It works only if you truly are willing to walk away…and then refuse to bend when they try to put you off or change the terms. Stay civil, do not let any emotion in. You are on a mission, Marine!

Fantastic advice. My dad is a skilled car buyer and on one particular occasion, spend two grueling hours dinkering with a used car saleman over a junky but good-running truck. He walked out at least twice and kept escalating up to the manager before getting the price down from $2300 to around $400.


For your fun office lunchtime activity: a

For your fun office lunchtime activity: a bunch of tips, folding instructions, and paper patterns for making sweet paper airplanes.


A bunch of presentations on how to

A bunch of presentations on how to scale web apps, including Flickr, Twitter, LiveJournal, and last.fm.


How to find 4-leaf clovers. “However, the

How to find 4-leaf clovers. “However, the more leaflets, the harder they are to find (and the luckier they are): the record is an 18-leaf clover, and the highest I’ve ever seen is 10-leafed.” (via bb)


How to survive a black hole. If

How to survive a black hole. If you’re in a rocket ship about to fall into a black hole, you might live a bit longer if you turn on your engines. “But in general a person falling past the horizon won’t have zero velocity to begin with. Then the situation is different โ€” in fact it’s worse. So firing the rocket for a short time can push the astronaut back on to the best-case scenario: the trajectory followed by free fall from rest.”


How not to write a science book. “6.

How not to write a science book. “6. Avoid mentioning scientists or experiments. You’re a journalist, so it’s your job to explain things to people in ways they can understand. You always found science class difficult, and that class was taught by a scientist and involved experiments. Therefore no one can understand scientists and experiments.”


Edible origami cranes made out of wonton

Edible origami cranes made out of wonton wrappers and deep-fried. Includes how-to instructions.


As this video demonstrates, an 8.5x11 piece

As this video demonstrates, an 8.5x11 piece of paper can be folded into a beer bottle opener. (via clusterflock)


For next time around, how to photograph

For next time around, how to photograph a lunar eclipse. Here’s a list of upcoming eclipses. (via inmyallstars)


4-hour BBC documentary on how to be

4-hour BBC documentary on how to be a gardener. I only watched the first few minutes, but it seems promising. (thx, avi)


How to build a really fantastic snow

How to build a really fantastic snow fort. “Your secret weapon would be a garden hose with a misting attachment at the end, so long as it provides an extremely gentle mist. Work from a distance, letting the water have some time to cool in the air before it hits the fort. And you’ll want to work in layers, giving the ice time to build up.”


Sorry this is late, but clip and

Sorry this is late, but clip and save for next year: how to win your Oscar pool. Short answer: follow the wisdom of the crowds.


How to crap properly. (No, really! It’s

How to crap properly. (No, really! It’s safe for work and everything.)


For a rainy day: learning the Unix shell.

For a rainy day: learning the Unix shell.


A thoughtful article on how to make

A thoughtful article on how to make it as an actor by Jenna Fischer, the actress who plays Pam on The Office. “I have a great acting coach who says that success in Hollywood is based on one thing: opportunity meets readiness. You cannot always control the opportunities, but you can control the readiness. So study your craft, take it seriously. Do every play, every showcase, every short film, every student film you can get. Swallow your pride. Be willing to work for nothing in things you think are stupid. Make work for yourself. Make your own luck. Don’t complain. Hopefully, the work will find you if you are ready.” Worth reading even if you’re not an actor. (thx, dunstan)


How to report scientific research to a general audience.

How to report scientific research to a general audience.


How to extract stem cells from a

How to extract stem cells from a placenta and store them for possible future use, all from the comfort of your own home. The cost runs in the thousands of dollars but it’s totally doable at home.


How to use Photoshop to make your

How to use Photoshop to make your car look like one of the characters in Pixar’s Cars.


Tremble funnyman Todd Levin dons the Non-Expert’s

Tremble funnyman Todd Levin dons the Non-Expert’s hat over at The Morning News to explain how to buy wine. “FANCY SERIF FONT + PARCHMENT LABEL + SOMETHING YOU KIND OF REMEMBERED FROM THE MOVIE SIDEWAYS + $12-$16 PRICE TAG = SUCCESS”


How to save a snowflake for decades

How to save a snowflake for decades using a bit of superglue.


Classic Slate piece: how to buy a

Classic Slate piece: how to buy a mattress. “The mattress biz is 99-percent marketing. So just buy the cheapest thing you can stand and be done with it, because they’re pretty much all the same.” (via torrez)


How to choose a good book to

How to choose a good book to read, a tip from Marshall McLuhan: turn to page 69, read it, and if it’s good, you’ve got a winner. (via snarkmarket)

Update: A kottke.org reader writes, “It’s known (although perhaps not well) that he often only read the left-hand pages of books. It’s one way that someone could get through as much as he did and apparently he thought there was usually too much redundancy, anyway.” (thx, steve)


Two interviewers for The Onion AV Club

Two interviewers for The Onion AV Club talk about how they prepare for doing interviews. “First, I think about what I might ask subjects if I were at a party with them, just making conversation. Then I read as many interviews as I can find with the subject, so I can avoid asking questions that have been asked a thousand times, and steer around the pat answers.”


How to be interesting. “The way to

How to be interesting. “The way to be interesting is to be interested” and “interesting people are good at sharing”. (via spurgeonblog)


How to talk to a climate skeptic

Grist Magazine: How to talk to a climate skeptic. Looks pretty comprehensive.


Let’s say, like Steve Wynn, you’ve punched

Let’s say, like Steve Wynn, you’ve punched a hole in your Picasso. Here’s how to fix it.


Photoshop tutorial: how to add 20 years to

Photoshop tutorial: how to add 20 years to someone in a photograph. (via photojojo)


Wally Wallington demonstrates how to move anything

Wally Wallington demonstrates how to move anything by yourself, including a barn and a Stonehenge-sized rock. More information available at Wally’s site.


15 ways to improve your newspaper business. “1. Go

15 ways to improve your newspaper business. “1. Go out in street, see news, write it up.”