This pitch-perfect SNL commercial featuring Kate McKinnon & Billie Eilish advertises the bland budget business-ish hotel that can be found all across America.
Our rooms provide every comfort required by law: tiny soap in plastic, phone that blinks, Band-Aid-colored blanket, chair for suitcase, black & white photo of Ferris wheel, blow dryer that goes oooooooh, short glass wearing little hat, and small stain in place you have to touch.
And be sure to enjoy our hot tub; it's always occupied by an eight-year-old boy in goggles staring at your breasts. He's been in there for hours and he's not getting out until you do.
I have stayed at this precise hotel many times in the past and I will again in the future. C+++++.