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CrankGPT. “Just a hand crank, a little computer, and a small stack of speech and language models running locally. Provided the electronics are kept dry and at a reasonable temperature, there’s no reason this thing won’t still work in a thousand years.”

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Tim Bradshaw

There's, like, almost no chance that the electronics will still work in a thousand years. Decades yes, a century maybe: a thousand years ... no.

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Mike

This is so very cool.

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Amy Cheng

This is great. I think local models on Raspberry Pis drawing power on a human scale, *should* be the future. This project has the same cozy vibes as the tech depicted in the Monk and Robot series,

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Jo Ma

Hey Amy -- Monk and Robot series: how much did you like?
I have generally positive vibes for Becky Chambers' Wayfarer series but unfortunately don't recall a lot of details. Would you recommend? More hopepunk?

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Jason KottkeMOD

From Bluesky:

the year is 3026. the scant few remnants of humanity have clawed their way back to an early industrial society, guided by the oracle known only as 'CrankGPT'.

Jason Kottke reposted

We've finally created AI that uses the human body for electricity, from the classic science fiction film Keep the Land Lines and Don't Let AI Use Humans for Electricity.

Take that, thermodynamics: you said it couldn't be done

https://bsky.app/profile/kottke.org/post/3mnuzknmavx2i

Jason Kottke reposted

one thing that's funny is that it's really not that much information, and I guess you could beam a language model out to the universe and just straight up chat with aliens kinda?

https://bsky.app/profile/kottke.org/post/3mnuzknmavx2i

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