You might be able to fit an entire orange in your mouth. But can you get it out again? “Temporarily blind and gasping in my own private world of consequences, I was unaware of the cone of devastation that I had unleashed…”
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My toddler did this once with half of a plastic Easter egg. Getting round stuff like that out of your mouth when your jaw is jammed open is more exciting than you can imagine.
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