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Black and Blue and Read All Over

Hey folks. I crashed my bike this weekend and as such I’m a little banged up (neck & wrist injuries). I’m mostly fine but I don’t know how much desk/mouse/typing time I can manage today. I’m gonna give it a shot though because I need some distraction and something else to do besides watch TV, lay flat on my back, and listen to podcasts. If I tap out early today, now you know what’s up. ✌️

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James Risley

hope you feel better soon! bike injuries are no joke

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Saj

Aw man! I hope you're able to find some time for R and R, Jason! All the best to you and yours 🤕

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CW Moss

Jason, I'm so sorry! Sending prayers your way ✨ Hope you heal quick!

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Atanas Entchev

Sorry to hear. Speedy recovery!

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Yen Ha

Sending healing vibes! And barring that maybe you could try a voice dictated post and make us laugh a little.

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Hugh C. McBride

So sorry to hear this - hope you have a smooth recovery!

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Dirk Bergstrom

Fellow mountain bikers want to hear about the crash. Was it an epic and video-worthy yard sale, or a low-speed screwup with high consequences (I broke my wrist at like 3 mph)?

Either way, my condolences. Eating dirt is rarely fun.

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Holty

Universal Reflexive Reaction: was it epic? (And if it wasn't, make the story epic!)

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Dirk Bergstrom

Geez, I forgot the most important question:
Is your bike OK?

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Jason KottkeMOD

It was pretty epic – knuckled a jump, had to dive into a ditch to avoid hitting a tree (bike patrol guy: “trees are undefeated”), slammed my helmeted head into a rock. All in all, pretty lucky to have gotten off so lightly.

Bike seems fine, thanks for asking. 🫠

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Rachel Anderson Edited

Deep sympathies. My wife crashed 10 months ago on her bike, hit her head, etc. The post-concussion stuff has been very real -- if you're not already, consider being proactive about healin' the noggin.'

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Bob Walicki

Argh! Though, I think you were supposed to take some ibuprofen, maybe a few other things, and get back on the cycle and find flow immediately to reduce long term impact of the crash!!! (jk jk jk).

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Mike Riley

I've crashed a few bikes and I've always come out worse than the bikes, however I think I've always looked at the bike more closely then myself immediately after the crash, goofy humans.

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Mike F.

I've gotta say, this is impressive restraint from my fellow mountain bikers in the replies in not adding in their "oh yeah - that's rough; reminds me of the time I went over this ..... " 😂

Take care, Jason - hope you're able to get back on the bike shortly.

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Emily Norton

Sorry to hear this Jason! Sending healing vibes to you and I hope you feel better soon.

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Reb Butler

Hope you feel better soon Jason!

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Richard Velders

Get well soon!

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JM

Wishing you a speedy recovery Jason. I listened to this podcast the last time I was under the weather.
https://www.patrickraddenkeefe.com/podcast

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Allister Banks

'You should have seen the other... object I was apparently in conflict with?'

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Kelsey P.

Woof! Glad you’re moving gingerly now. Take your time, bodies release impact on their own schedule.

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Kendall Guillemette Edited

Feel better Jason. I hope you injuries heal up quickly and you're able to spend time on nourishing things in your recovery.

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sampotts

Glad you're okay, Jason! Welcome to the society of the injured on bikes by not-bikes. Rest up!

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