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Rats trading stocks

Advice from rats who trade stocks…”the latest advice from our most successful trading rats for individual investors”.

We are continuously crossing the best trading rats with each other in order to breed specialists in various markets for our clients. The second generation of top traders usually shows a much better performance compared to their parents.

Right now, the top trading rats are advising long positions on Exxon, UBS, and Caterpillar.