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Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle

Immediately after Tim Walz was announced as Kamala Harris’s VP pick, the memes started. Most zeroed in on Walz’s potent Midwestern dad energy; he’s the kind of guy who would help a neighbor fix a car, pick you up from the airport, or bring you some soup when you’re sick. For his supporters, Walz is bringing the same kind of energy and hope to the presidential race as Obama did in 2008 and Bernie Sanders did in 2016.

And so of course someone made Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle; it’s a collection of things Walz would do for you because he’s just that kinda guy.

screenshot of Tim Walz Fixed Your Bicycle that reads 'Tim Walz has some jumper cables, just give him a minute'

Each time you refresh the page, you get a new saying; some of the other ones:

Tim Walz remembers where you parked your car.

Tim Walz has room for a little slice of pie.

Tim Walz is glad to give you a hand with your stroller down those stairs.

Tim Walz will teach you how to parallel park.

The name of the site is a reference to Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle, a single-serving site1 built by Mat Honan in the run-up to the 2008 election that played on Obama’s likability and down-to-Earthness.

screenshot of Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle that reads 'Barack Obama helped you move a sofa'

Honan even turned the site into a book. A few months later, folks on Twitter started sharing all the wonderful things that would happen when Obama won the Democratic nomination and I collected a bunch of those tweets into this site.

screenshot that reads 'When Obama wins, the leaves all over the yard will leap back onto the trees'

Thus concludes this short episode of Know Your Meme. โœŒ๏ธ

  1. Fun fact: Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle was the site that inspired me to coin the term “single serving sites”.

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Dan O.

This has a serious Chuck Norris Facts vibe to it.

Danielle NH

I would buy t-shirts with some of these Tim Walz sayings.

Jason KottkeMOD

I have heard they are working on that...

Meg Hourihan

Available now!

Jason KottkeMOD

Ope! Here you go.

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David Gallagher

That was Mat Honan?? I did not know or totally forgot. Probably the latter.

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