You know the vodka that comes in the Crystal Skull head?¹ A forensic scientist used facial reconstruction techniques to give the skull a face.

1. Fun fact: immediately before I went onstage at Webstock, I drank at shot of Crystal Skull vodka. Funner fact: I also took some Vicodin (left over from a dental procedure), which typically mellows me out. Neither did a damn thing to calm my nerves. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ↩

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