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Africa (Toto) But It Lists Every Country in Africa

From There I Ruined It, a version of Toto’s Africa but the lyrics are a listing of every country in Africa. They should teach this in American middle schools, not even joking.

See also Coach from Cheers singing Al-ban-i-a (a song that pops into my head every time I read or hear about that county):

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Aaron CohenMOD

This is incredible.

Jack Loftus

Excellent stuff. Reminds me of that classic Animaniacs tune, "Yakko's World" where Yakko sings the countries of the world (at the time).

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Courtney M

Any LearnedLeague folks here? Pop music is one my weakest categories, and so I sure wish this had been posted a couple days earlier! (There was a trivia question yesterday that required knowledge of Toto's "Africa" to get to the answer...)

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John R Burnett

I got that one right and I felt so pleased with myself.

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Josh Fischel

I used to teach at an independent school where Africa was the central subject around which the sixth grade curriculum revolved. This included studying for and having to get 100% (location and spelling) on a map test of the entire continent. And I found that the best way to help kids learn the countries (which we'd do in geographic batches) was to re-write pop songs. I was especially proud of my tour through West Africa, written to the tune of "Marry You," by Bruno Mars.

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John R Burnett

I have a low-key goal to know the countries of Africa better. This would be great with a map of Africa that highlights the countries as they are named. It would certainly help out my YouDontKnowAfrica score. https://youdontknowafrica.com/

Jason KottkeMOD

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Mike Akers

Been using this to troll friends since it came out and it never disappoints :D

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