Finally! Soup you can suck on! “It’s Progresso Chicken Noodle Soup like you never expected — a convenient, on-the-go soup experience.” Who says innovation is dead?
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Oh no.
This was my response exactly
mmm, hard soup.
Hard no
mmm... chemical flavors
I was really hoping this was a parody. A prank. Something! The whole idea gives me that watery-mouth, may vomit, feeling. 🤢
I checked the date and URL on this about 50 times before I posted it. Not the Onion and not April 1.
Willy Wonka likes this.
I'll wait for them to release blueberry pie drops.
Pie you can suck on
This is huge for runners. Do you have any idea how hard it is to eat stracciatella while running a half marathon?
Around a dinner table somewhere:
Partner 1: "My 'soup drops' idea is finally being produced after all these years"
Partner 2: "I sincerely can't believe it"
Partner 1: "SAME"
I’ll keep an eye out for these at my rural Midwestern Walmart, which is apparently where brands test out weird products because we get alllll the weird Oreos and whatnot first.
Fingers crossed they come out with the clam chowder drops next 🙏
That moment in a post where your eye begins slowly scanning for a url containing the word 'onion' so you know which timeline you are in...
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