Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension. “…he jabbered incoherently about mountains of non-Euclidean tri-tips that needed to be cooked on high for both an instant and a thousand eternities.”
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You know you've made it when The Onion starts roasting you!
Wow, the headline writer is really going all in on this one….oh.
Here I was thinking this was a funny over-exaggeration and looking forward to hearing about a new cooking method from one of the internet's most entertaining cooks. Then I read that it was from The Onion. FOILED AGAIN.
"non-Euclidean tri-tips" is the phrase of the day, I think.
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