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Jim Martini, a short story by Michael Bible. “He wasn’t one of us. He didn’t understand team culture. He didn’t have our warrior mindset.”

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Micheal Beatty

This is the greatest story I have ever read. Period or maybe exclamation mark.

Chris Farrell

Absolutely incredible.

Richard Heppner Jr.

Gen Z Bartleby.

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Brian Newhouse

Made my morning...

Nick Jones

I read this here and then read it in its entirety to my wife. Hilarious. The last time we did this it was the pickle vat story (before it was a movie.)

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