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Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home. The first one on the list is so quietly devastating: “How are you?”

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Zak Mahshie

I read this yesterday as we were flying back from visiting our freshman son for his birthday. #1 is truth - but the real pain is from realizing I did the same thing to MY parents!

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Daniel Williams

To my parents that will never read this comment as they're bad at the internet, thank you and I'm sorry I didn't do that.

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