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Opening a beer bottle with a chainsaw

If you’re attempting to enjoy beer and are without your bottle opener but you have your chainsaw, this will come in handy:

Didn’t spill a drop! See also opening a beer bottle with a piece of paper, opening a beer bottle with a cigarette lighter, and opening a beer bottle with an iPad power brick.