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posted by Jason Kottke  ·  gift link

Passive-aggressive appetizers

A list of fourteen passive-aggressive appetizers for your next dinner party.

Another one for the vegetarians. If they think they like tofu, wait until they sample your delicious mock tofu — all you need is chicken fat, puréed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. Cheryl will never know the difference.

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